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    17.141592653 it is then

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      Database stores as INT though, so you’re still fucked

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        Str(fuck)

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        Int you say? -17 it is. In Benjamin Button years.

        Come to think of it, unsigned char is probably the best hardware data type for an age, if we assume nobody’s going to cure aging completely.

      • Sergey Kozharinov@lem.serkozh.me
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        ok, my age is NULL

    • 1Fuji2Taka3Nasubi@lemmy.zip
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      User with this age already grew up as soon as you press submit

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  • Drusenija@lemmy.world
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    I can only assume this was the registration form for that Mr Beast video where he had 100 people in a room with one person of each age from 1 to 100.

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      This was the same thought that came to my mind as well! hah

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      Wow, what did they do? Was it actually worth a watch, it’s a neat concept.

      • PhilBro@lemmy.world
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        Nah it was lame, some people had good strategy but it came down to crappy challenges and crappy people

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          Ah. Yeah, that sounds about right. Here I was hoping they would actually do something profound or meaningful with such a wide variety of demographic slices in one place, but that’s not how you become a big YouTube star, I guess.

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        https://youtu.be/FM7Z-Xq8Drc

        Everyone got put into a cube and they just had to outlast the other people, while doing some challenges.

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    Enter your species…

    Error, a user of this species already exists

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    Using age as id

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      AGE_PK (int)

      • cuchilloc@lemmy.world
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        Oh so you were a db architect Mr Vandelay ?

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          in the latex industry, yep.

          • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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            So you’re typesetting your database results?

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    17.1

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    Seems like someone forgot to normalize the age dimension in their OLAP cube!

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