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Kühe sind toll@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

Who would buy it?

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Who would buy it?

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Kühe sind toll@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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    This makes me wonder, who else here isn’t actually a programmer but an IT professional who appreciates the content?

    • kamenoko@sh.itjust.works
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      I dabble in both. These cables are nowhere near messed up enough to count as cable gore. I saw a rack where someone decided that the VOIP switches didn’t need port maps so every time they moved a phone around (don’t ask me why they didn’t just fix it in the config) they would just run a new patch cable from the port on the switch to the new port on the patch panel. Rinse and repeat for about 5 years and the rats nest of yellow cabling was a beauty to behold.

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      I’m neither, but I do have a very small homelab. I get to imagine the spaghetti mess of cables in my virtualized system.

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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      I am neither. Just an idiot trying to understand stuff.

  • impalawild@lemmy.world
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    Why are they smiling though

    • wheresmypillow@lemmy.one
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      Because no one can work until they figure it out.

    • shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee
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      denial

  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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    Your kids will love crimping their own patch cables.

    RJ45A, RJ45B, Crossover gives endless possibilities and hours of fun.

    And for the older kids there’s VLANs and BGP.

    • AggressivelyPassive@feddit.de
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      BGP is more a settlers of Catan style game, I would think.

      • Terrasque@infosec.pub
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        With the occasional hostile takeover

    • jelloeater85@lemmy.world
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      Or OSPF if your lazy… RIP if your lazy AND old.

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    deleted by creator

    • FUsername@feddit.de
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      So you suck at giving head to CAT6e?

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    I’ve seen this one before, and it’s still great. But I wonder who those models are. Do they know they’re an internet meme?

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    I am both, but neither. And the cables in that picture are far too neat to count as cable gore lol.

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    The truth is I would buy it…

    I’ve been following cableporn for a very long time and I still don’t really know why things I set up as they are. I have intricate knowledge of the software side of things but hardware is alien to me. By playing around with it as a game I’d finally grasp the concepts.

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    With LEDs that turn different xolors, I reckon that would fun for all the family!

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