Three individuals have been arrested on charges of operating a “high-end brothel network” in Massachusetts and Virginia with a clientele that included elected officials, military officers and government contractors with security clearances, the Justice Department announced Wednesday.

Why this isn’t legal and why we spend tons of taxpayer money policing consensual paid sex is still a mystery to me. I think Jesus was friends with a sex-worker? Maybe I’m misremembering. Some lady named… Magdalen?

Sex=bad, warn your kids.