Because this is the account I use for the promotion of my new movie, “Barbie”, only in theaters July 21st.
Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie! Omg. (Sometimes I get mistaken for you.) Is it true that when you were filming The Legend of Tarzan, Alexander Skarsgård’s chest was 98% computer effects?
That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!
Anyways, yes, 98.3% to be exact, and it had to be rendered on the Summit supercomputer in Oak Ridge, but it turned OK I guess.
I hear the real 1.7% was his nipples any truth to that
Plus minus 0.1％ for nipple hair.
You are my favorite Lemmy account by far Ms. Robbie
Oh god I’m Unidan now.
Does that make me your alt account manufacturing upvotes??
We are all Margot Robbie on this blessed day.
That day being July 21st, when “Barbie” comes out only in theater.
Only for one day? Can a movie become too exclusive…
Buy more tickets so you can see it again and again then!
Because maybe I’ll be offered money to give up my username
I’ll give you 15 English pennies
Because it was my childhood nickname… but I’d also take that corporate buyout money.
Found Dan Harmon
Because I’m really hoping this works.
I’m hoping that as well, for you I mean,
Thanks!
Nosy admin will rue the day they decided to spy on your PMs.
opens PMs
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closes PMs
I’ll take the plunge for you
Have you had any yet
Lol not a single one.
Wow what’s wrong with people! Haha
I know right? It’s a simple request!
Same
I like to crochet.
Because I’m from the streets. The streets!
but how are you in the sheets?
Just like he is in the streets.
Covered in asphalt
Hell yeah
Question is, are you a man as well though?
Sounds like you’re streets ahead.
To push back against the anti-pineappites who claim pineapple on pizza is against god’s will. One day they will accept that what goes on between consenting adults and their pizza is none of their business.
I tried that line once, but the pizza restaurant still kicked me out
I’ve seen banana on pizza irl, I’m not offended by pineapple on pizza after that anymore
The other 3 had…accidents
I live in Tacoma. I’m a mom. I like tacos, and have Mexican heritage.
I grew up in the PNW. When I was just learning to read, I’d practice with the exit signs on I5. I pronounced it Taco Ma for years and my folks just let me do it. Still a joke in our family some 40 years later.
I think it paints a funny mental picture.
I mean think about it. A big veiny strong Muhammad. With a thick beard, and curly dark chest hair. Balls deep in a white twink Jesus.
I mean it turns me on.
Ha! That’s hilarious, though in some places people would want your head on a silver platter…
For what it’s worth. I have a similar username on a quickly dying website. I have had people threaten my life. Tell me that I’ll be punished for eternity. Ya know? That sort of thing.
But really I prefer to let my winning personality speak for itself. For the most part I like to share my old person knowledge. I figure if I tell someone how I did it wrong. Then maybe it’ll help them do it right.
I mean, Jesus probably wasn’t white, but who am I to kinkshame?
I mean, you are definitely right, but I think people that know that get the joke.
I have a plan that I want to do, but I need help. I want someone to draw me a furry version of the scene I just described. Then I start posting biblical / Quran fan fiction on Reddit right? Then I post some Abrahamic romance, and the pic or pictures right?
Like it could be nothing, but it could really blow up and upset some people. Just imagine it. Muhammad as a furry. Never mind a picture of the prophet. He’s a god damned furry. Making love to a white Jesus furry.
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Vegan atheist here 🙃
Hail Seitan!
lovely with some rice and beans and antifascism
I’m on here because work is slow.
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When you really look at it, there are a lot of things to consider when creating a username. Most of the time you want to try and figure out a word or phrase that honors some part of your personality, life’s motto or perhaps a time honored tradition. For me I wanted something that encompassed my true life’s mission as well as something that reminds me of a genuinely impactful moment in my lifetime and nothing left more of an impact on me than than day back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.
My god. I was reading through, wondering if you were the real shittymorph and well…
I still don’t know, but if nothing else, you honor him well.
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They say ChatGPT was trained on Reddit so I tried a little experiment.
Hahahhaha I’ve been out shittymorphed. That’s awesome. There is some concern on the grammar with regards to formal punctuation and such, nonetheless, impressive. Albeit, not as impressive as that time in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.
Haha you make me laugh every time.
Cause fuck Reddit
I’ve seen a few along that kind, but isn’t it strange to define yourself (or your account anyway) by something you dislike?
I mean, I don’t like Plutonium Acid, per se, but it’s also not something I want to declare as the enemy on a daily basis.
Move on?
An excellent point. And it’s so early I mean shit you can retire that username & start up another. If you were so inclined!
