• @mosiacmango@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    Based on rule 34, I’m betting there are a lot of Risan’s that would be doing more than cheering for a naked Worf.

  • unalivejoy
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    8 months ago

    Don’t have to worry about a peeping tom. He’s stranded in the Delta quadrant.

  • @ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    288 months ago

    Worf: Had my dream again where I’m making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I’d nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Cardassians, a perfect 10 from the Klingon, and my mother, disguised as a Ferengi judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

  • @satanmat@lemmy.world
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    138 months ago

    Announcer :: Worf is showing excellent form having worked his way through the foreplay. He is showing us that he’s limber and showing amazing strength and endurance….

    • IninewCrow
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      68 months ago

      Ohhhhh but now he’s looking at me and listening to what I’m saying, the anger is welling up in his eyes and he seems to be ignoring his performance … and … no wait, he’s reaching into his pants, perhaps to speed things along for the competition … he’s got something in his hands, something phallic and he looks like he’s throwing it … throwing it in my di …

    • Seven
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      48 months ago

      These mating rituals appear highly complex

  • SSTF
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    8 months ago

    Do you want eco-terrorism? Because this is how you get eco-terrorism.

  • @groucho
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    128 months ago

    Some Risa memes I can actually hear when I read them. This is one of them.