A wise man once told me “never argue with somebody who’s right.”

Common North Korea W

Finally, a common sense policy I can get behind

Rabid dogs deserve better

If you insist Mr. President.

So true, besty.

All these old white guys in congress look vaguely similar. Half convinced that isn’t him.

*bonk*

So true

We can now use deepfakes to see Biden doing the Dracula Flow, but it’d be so much better if he did it live.

“This shit ain’t nothin’ to me, Jack. I’m a dog. I’m on them Cornpop poolside shimmy shivs.”