As always, the President remains laser focused on the important things…
Should probably redo the entire white house, a serial child rapist, major ultra felon, and human rights criminal named Donald J Trump has been living there.
Sorry, motherfucker. Hope you live long enough to watch all that bullshit you superglued to the walls ripped down.
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Elect me president. I’ll declare the entire continental US one big national landmark.
Why? I’m honestly just curious to see what would happen.
Jokes on him, we dont follow any laws in this country.
Stupid people?! It’s always projection with these right wingers.
If only someone had protected the White House from trump!
This space could have used for a headline of value. Shame. Trump is nothing more than live action rage bait.
Sadly for him, he doesn’t own the White House and has no authority to make demands upon it. All of his trashy tacky gold painted Michael’s arts & craft trash will be removed from the walls within a month of him leaving office.
Hopefully during Inauguration Day.
This sad excuse of a vaguely human-shaped shitweasel can shove my elephant cactus up his ass with no lube.
I’d pay to watch that.
Idk what it is about gold, platinum is more expensive in jewelry. Idk maybe it’s a freudian thing a lot of people have a secret urine kink or something? Idk i just don’t get the allure of gold at all as something more than a metal with industrial use.
Idk what it is about gold, platinum is more expensive in jewelry.
That’s why when I’m president, I’ll replace all the fixtures with those made of pure plutonium. We’ll have a White House that reflects both our national technological prowess and also serves as an immense display of wealth, far beyond just making things of platinum. Everyone will have to wear full-body lead-lined suits and portable oxygen tanks at all times, and we’ll only be able to recruit people past their reproductive years. But I think that’s a small price to pay for the privilege of having such an opulent White House. We’ll of course replace the gaudy rococo with some Asmovian futurist or art deco style. But, look on the bright side. We’ll save a fortune in winter heating bills!
Note, this plan may require some consultation with Los Alamos to discuss the criticality of light-fixture shaped masses of plutonium. This should keep those nerds busy on something productive for awhile at least.
Agreed. I think gold is ugly as hell as a both an ornament and as jewelry. If I was going to wear jewelry and decorate, I’d probably opt for something more like platinum, and in very modest amounts - even if money was no object.
My brother selected a platinum wedding band. Surprisingly, it scratches much more easily than gold.
I once heard of a couple that made a tragic mistake of having wedding rings made of lithium.
tragic.
Greed and gold fever. He feels rich because he can cover his walls and toilet in shiny things. Other people can’t afford to do it because they aren’t rich like Donald J Childraper Trump
Proclamations carry no legal weight. All his proclamations and executive orders can be summarily ignored.
I can still see a future dem president saying gosh darnnit my hands are really tied on this one.
What if president AOC gets sworn in…walks in, and goes, “you know, I kindof actually vibe with the Middle East despot thing. I’m keepin’ it,” 🤣
Someone should have the originals on hand for the next President so they can put it through the shredder at the same time they are scraping shit off the walls.
I’m voting for whomever says they’re going to erase him from history… which honestly, given his corruption, will happen w/o much effort on anyone’s part.
He won’t be erased from history, he’ll be taught as a warning to future generations. He’ll be worse than forgotten, he’ll be reviled… and used as a cautionary tale about the American peoples’ willingness to embrace grift and fascism.
It’ll be fun watching the next president, Democrat OR Republican, ignore the shit out of that proclamation and remodel it like every president has done.
Honestly, at this point I’m pretty sure there hasn’t been a bigger loser in the history of our species.
Honestly, at this point I’m pretty sure there hasn’t been a bigger loser in the history of our species.
Ice known that since I was 8 and saw him and his home on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. It was the gold plated toilet that did it.
So, he doesn’t want a future President to do EXACTLY WHAT HE DID TO THE EAST WING? God, he’s such a fucking hypocritical cunt!
…still doing to the east wing.
Diaper donnie went out to the site of the devastation right after the midterm meteor strike as his first public appearance to begin babbling about the ballroom.
Trump’s opulent redesign of the Oval Office has drawn criticism, including from former president Barack Obama, who recently joked that “he’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. Just gold everywhere.”
Obama’s remark prompted a coordinated response from the White House, with treasury secretary Scott Bessent appearing to hit back by dining at a Cheesecake Factory.
This is truly a sad time for comedians everywhere. They have no hope of competing with reality.
It is crazy to me that every single right wing talking head latched into the Cheesecake Factory part of that statement.
Yeah instead of taking insult at the idea trump would be associated with someone that was pro literacy
The peak (so far) of the reality/comedy blur was the diaper wearing cult fans and the tampax on the ears. They know they’re stupid and proud of it.
at least a Cheesecake Factory has cheesecake.
“Opulent”? Maybe in Russia. Around here that’s just tasteless and gaudy
Scott Bessent got whooshed.
Gewgaws - A showy trifle. They are for superficial folks.
Every president has redecorated the Oval Office. Including trump. None of them have demanded that their decor choice not be touched after they leave. Except trump.
But to be honest, I’m just surprised he’s talking about leaving.
He won’t be leaving voluntarily. He’s not building that ballroom and golf course for the next guy. He was talking about after he’s dead. He’s starting to focus on his “Legacy,” which he thinks he can save, even though he is already tightly ensconced as the worst president of all time, by a long ways.
It’s not even close. The next worse president you could point to is maybe Nixon? And while Nixon was not a good guy, Trump makes him look like an upstanding citizen.
Jackson and Wilson were much worse than, and set the stage for, Nixon.
Jackson caused the single deepest, (by percentages, not dollar value because there were a lot fewer dollars back then,) longest, and worst depression in US history, while also overseeing multiple genocides. (Trail of Tears, The Long Walk, etc.)
Wilson on the other hand increased the power of the presidency to a tryannical degree, passed the Insurrection and Sedition Act of 1913, authored and pushed Southern Revisionism, segregated the Federal Government for the first time in history, and that’s just some of the stuff he did here at home, much less instituting Wilsonian Doctrine, which is what changed the US into “The Defenders of Democracy™.”
That being said, I don’t think Trump was worse than Jackson or Wilson, but damn is he trying.
Thanks for bringing up Wilson in particular since a lot of people know Jackson was a shitter. Seriously I so wish the Republicans had back Roosevelt or Roosevelt had backed off of running third party, the US would probably be in a better place today.
I’ve said for years that if I had a time machine, I’d stop Hitler and the Nazis, as well as Stalin from gaining power, by going to the 1970’s and picking up as much of the hideously unhealthy fast food that Taft never got to eat, take it back to 1910 and 1911 and feed his fat ass till he has a heart attack and doesn’t screw up the 1912 election.
That’s funny as fuck. Might have a secondary effect on fast food existing today.
We sell lettuce wraps. “What’s in it?” Lettuce.
This is how you also supercharge the FDA a couple years into its existence, they’d be equipped like the 1990s ATF.
I remember an idle conversation back in 2015 when I compared trump to Jackson, and the guy I was talking to was like “wasn’t Jackson the worst president ever?”
Wait what golf course? Don’t tell me he’s building a golf course on the White House property
It’s a public golf course in Southeast DC that he’s trying to commandeer. At least I think that’s what they’re referring to.
If you don’t know DC, the Southeast quadrant is the blackest part of the city. He illegally cut down a ton of trees, and a judge ordered a stop to that, but of course they ignored that and kept going with the destruction.
Interestingly, the course is public, so relatively affordable to play at and many of its patrons aren’t white so, can’t be having that!
I don’t know how close it is to the white house, but i think that’s why he had all those cherry trees cut down.
I remember a early internet web app that let you customize the oval office decor like a president, choosing from pictures, statues, desks, etc. that the white house has collected over the years from previous presidents and and gifts given to them, and it gave the items history and whatnot. It is such a common part of entering the office that there was a browser game in the 90’s about it.
I wonder if he’s finally dying? He’s acting way too chill about losing the midterms that he either has a fucked up plan or he doesn’t expect to live past January
I mean, I want him spending eternity in jail, but him dying would be a close 2nd.
