Could you milk the mustard?
Edit: 2 new developments!
Directly onto your weenie
Only if you moan while doing it
That sounds like it should be a slang term.
the mayudder
Sir, please stop deepthroating the ketchup, it’s unhygienic.
Grllgrgl.
Condiments… Huhuhuhuhuh
Honestly, as long as it all descends into that condom thing on its own, it’s genius. You can clearly see when it’s time to change the bottle, and it’s the easiest to use, as well (until you have to change the bottle, which might or might not be an annoying, frustrating, fiddly condiment/condoment/condomend bukkake).
But what about the ketchup precum that pools at the bottom and sprays all over your food?
Unless you’re into that, in which case we can’t be friends.
If it does separate, the watery bit rises to the top.
I assume the bottle is shaken first, and that it’s a place where it gets used often enough to not build up again before the bottle is out (why the udder innovation, otherwise). Alternatively, you arouse the ketchup first and shoot a blank. Something is telling me I’m just making it worse now.
Mmm I sure do love Mustard SENF
Senf means mustard in German.
Heinz getting it done.
