All characters are Dosney characters in the real world, but the real answer is Gaston.
🎵 No one’s dick’s as incredibly THICK as Gaston’s! 🎵
Okay :(
That’s considered uh rape isn’t it?
Correct. But that’s not the question exactly.
If I don’t, what are the Russians threatening to do? You say Disney character, are we talking just a cardboard cutout, a human in a Disneyland costume, or the character as if it existed in real life? If it’s the latter, has it been previously determined they have sentience and personhood? Do they even have orifices?
Thank you for taking this thought experiment seriously.
Let me first address the “character question”. This scenario works with the Who Framed Roger Rabbit logic for 2D characters interacting with our world. However, they are not actors who play their characters (like in the movie), they are exactly what they are in the Disney shows, movies, etc. 3D characters and live-action I think are self-explanatory. They are all sentient and have orifices.
The Russians are threatening to nuke Belgium if you don’t do it.
I’d choose Genie and then tell him my first wish is for him to enjoy it.
Hella nice. Thanks.
Rub his “lamp” a little and he’ll do ANYTHING you ask!
Can we nuke Belgium anyway?
Broomstick from Fantasia
Yes, you can ask the Russians to nuke Belgium.
Thank you
No need! It’s a thought experiment! You can do anything you can think of!
I choose Belgium
Sure thing! Thanks for answering!
Yes but if you’re being coerced as well, are you as guilty as a hitman, or are you also being raped?
idk but in this situation I am being given some contextual choices over the matter, so the best move is probably to try to avoid a rape scenario through loophole
@cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com wasn’t able to post a comment here himself, so he sent me a message for me to relay to you about his disgusting and shameful fantasies!
??? Complaining about a post that asks for you suggest a character to rape seems pretty normal to me.
Note also that this is unflaired nsfw
Actually it’s safe for work. You can imagine a situation where russians try to force you to rape a disney character and your boss can’t do anything about it. I’m pretty sure they aren’t allowed to read your thoughts so they wouldn’t be even aware of you imagining it.
Thanks for engaging. That’s disgusting. Some people’s minds are just dark.
Just for posterity, my answer would be to use karate to beat the russians, take their guns, and free all the disney characters.
Depends, can I kill them afterwards?
…the russians or the disney characters?
It doesn’t matter.
I’m gonna say yes.
This would be a good time to remind everyone that the Sarlacc is technically a Disney character.
In its belly, you will find a new definition of pain and pleasure, as you are slowly tentacle monster-ed over a thousand years
Is that your answer?
Мое право не отвечать защищено международным правом.
не ешь желтый снег
Surprise me. 😉
Little cream in your tea?
Nice! Thanks for engaging with both the Russian kidnappers and my content!
Why does it need to be against their will?
Anyway, it’s Robin Hood.
Because the Russians are evil. The fox one, or russel crowe?
The fox one. I don’t think Russel Crowe’s has anything to do with Disney.
His dad was in the army, I think.
Goofy
Poor doggo :(
This is confusing. What are we supposed to admit to? That we’re Russian? Rapists? Are you the FBI?
Admit it
It’s a brutal thought experiment, isn’t it?
I want you to be prepared.
Thanks for engaging…
Nuke the fucking Belgium!
Alright!
Tires had a little debate on the hottest Disney Princess
Shane Gillis is your answer?
Fantasia brooms is probably the least nightmarish
That’s… debatable! Thanks for your answer!
Does Marvel count? Reed Richards has it coming.
Yep! It does!
My brain said “good lord! that’s horrible!” and I started laughing. I am still smiling writing these words. I will not answer. There are no good answers. It is a horrible choice whichever one I choose, so I shan’t! (But you already know which one…)
Pretty good answer. Refusing to play is often considered one of the best choices!
