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It does though?
Rude. All boobs are great boobs. Like butts but on your chest
Thank you for that horrible imagery (≧∇≦)
Speak for yourself, it works quite well with my spouse and I!
speak for yourself 😇
Take estrogen to make your boobs better
Try whipping out your wiener next time.
It works! She said “thanks for making me laugh”
(/s This is a self deprecation small-dick joke, not a “wife bad” joke)
If you’re a dude in a hetero relationship, the opposite rule applies here. Only cover your junk.
I have a little outfit I wear when my wife is sad. Its basically just a penis-shaped sock with red and white stripes to make my dick look like a candy cane. In the rare case that doesn’t immediately inspire smiles or laughs, I stand up and helicopter it. I’ve been doing this for over ten years now and it has never failed to cheer her up.
Feel free to pick one up and try it yourself, they’re dirt cheap! https://loveshop.ca/products/tuggie?srsltid
Well part of the excitement is removing the bra, so that’s his first mistake.
You gotta mush them together and then drop them.
