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cm0002@toast.ooo to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 days ago

We all have a place in life, most just haven't found it yet.

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We all have a place in life, most just haven't found it yet.

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    White wine and a salmon coloured shirt. Ew. Fight me.

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      Bratty, I see.

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    What if you hold it like this? Bonus points if you give your fingers a well-deserved bath:

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    I can confirm bottom right at least

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    What’s the boring sex one? My guess is it would be a beer.

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