• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    10 days ago

    He’s bying eggs from an egg? Somethings wrong here! Like, does he sell his Lil children for profit! Somebody should check his basement! Its probably full with lil egg themed horrors!

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      10 days ago

      Wait, you thought they were eggs? Hahaha! Oh my friend, it happens to the best of us, including yours truly.

      You see, Hank, Brank’s father, was a potato who for many years believed himself to be an egg until his uncle revealed the truth on his deathbed. He fell in love with and married Brenda, an egg, and later had two chicken nugget children Brank and Handa.

      As for the egg vendor, who knows! He could be an egg, a potato, or a wheel of cheese!

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        6 days ago

        You know, all of a suddenly I want to eat baked potatoes in een omelet. An old Flemish dish.

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      10 days ago

      Make sure you have eggs at home for Friday!

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      10 days ago

      It’ll be the first egg day without Hank :(

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        10 days ago

        i think qrstuv is going to give us the greates gift of a new comic on that blessed day.

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    11 days ago

    Thank you for creating content!

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      11 days ago

      Thanks for engaging! Are you proud of Brank too?

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          10 days ago

          goddammit qrstuv you stole my joke that I was gonna use if you ever posted a new Hank content >:(

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        10 days ago

        Usually find a corner to be inconspicuous in, become inebriated, purloin cutlery.

        I mean not much, you?

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      10 days ago

      What else would you name the son of Hank and Brenda?