“Ok, I’m gonna go on my wank break.”
takes nap instead, they’ll never know!
¿Porque no los dos?
Yeah it’s a half hour break, once I finish I still can squeeze in a 29 minute nap.
Dont worry, you can use the communal fleshlight. Be sure to wash it when you’re done!
I don’t remember the exact company, but it was for a porn site, so not as crazy as it sounds.
I don’t know if that would make my job easier if that were my profession.
How do you expect me to get into the mood, have a fully satisfying experience, and clean up in just 30 minutes?!?
what ? i’d still have 29 minutes
Wife works from home, relatively certain this is her standard lunch break
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Worker class must unite and give a helping hand to the comrade on the right!
Isn’t this what everyone means by “bio break”?
You just can’t do the hand motion in the air when you say bio break or you go to HR
I have known people at facebook and google, their nap pods have tissues and lotion in them
where else will they jerk off to all the cp on their platform?
I already do this, I don’t need no stinkin policy.
What if I’m empty? No productivity then
How about a living wage and time off?
Okay, but… what is the thumbnail?
If you know, you know.
I do not know. Perhaps I don’t want to know.
I don’t know either :(
Might be a good policy.
If I didn’t see this posted here, was going to post it myself.









