Say. No. More!
Never go torpedo bay to cargo bay.
SS Botany Bay
I think that’s called space docking
Wait? Have I had it backwards all this time?!?!
My wife: “I don’t get it…”
Me: [long explanation of Data’s love life, digressing into Yar, Seela, io9’s article on Data-themed porn, etc]
My wife: “So there’s lore that I’m missing”
Me: “Noo… Lore is a separate character.”
My wife: “Whaaaa?”
Me: “Lore is Data’s evil twin”
My wife: “Annnnd this is why I’m a Star Wars fan instead”
Star Wars is easier, since everyone is either a Skywalker or grandad’s ol’ work buddy.
Oh yeah. Because Glup Shitto is so much better.
I didn’t realize that Data had torpedoes!
Oh wait, he did say that he was fully functional, so I should have realized…
LOL, I never understood it that way, but hey…why not. Tasha’s probably been there too.
Well at least you know it’ll be clean and hair-free.
