I could not care less if she has week or two grown pubes, but anything that starts to look like a woman’s haircut instead of man’s haircut is a no.

That was really bad choice of words.

Is that an absolute statement, or in general?

Like, if some fwll out while you were going to town and got their hair on it, would you pick it back up? Let’s ignore the obvious problems with eating sweets and a partner at the same time for the question.