This Door Dash shit is getting out of control.
He’s going all-in on the bicycle jousting competition.
If the mass is high enough, speed is irrelevant
Wait. You can get high at Mass?!? Why doesn’t the incense work on me?
Forget speed at Mass - it drags on enough as it is.
Telephone pole on his bike? That would crush any bike… oh, aluminum light pole. That makes more sense, kinda…
Edit: danm it, had me second guessing
I dont think it’s a light pole, looks quite heavy to me.
Engineers now call it a lamp standard to end this stupid joke.
What about a lamp custom?
Still seems like it should weigh a lot though…
He’s just a Stick Enthusiast!
TIL. Thanks!
Tallest Flock camera yet
biggest goddamn flock camera i’d ever seen but i got that sumunabitch
modern day jousting tournament
Catch me not fucking there
Strongest carbrain: needs a 5000lbs monster to haul a bag of groceries.
Weakest cyclist:
Cop: “I’m not even mad, that’s impressive. Carry on.”
telephone pole
But it’s just a standard medieval lance.
Only difference is that they used good horses back then. Because less drag.
Paranormal cracktivities
Probably stressed out and trying to sell it for $20 because his dealer wouldn’t make the trade for rock
My guess is it’s a sailboat mast
Legitimate salvage
If it was someone from this community he wouldn’t be pushing the bike, he’d be riding it.
He might get 50¢/lb for it
Seems like you’d want to chop it up into smaller pieces where you took it down. Transporting it like this is much more likely to get the attention of the cops. Granted maybe you risk others scavenging it while you are transporting the smaller portions. But it’s probably better than the cops taking the whole thing.
Dude is probably just trying to eat. Either option gets results
No, you can’t eat a pole like that
U rite
There is always someone with a bigger pole than you out there.
