Reach enlightenment by sitting down
Nighttime rule.
Standing posture during the day. Sit when wake to pee, prevent unintended authority questions.
My hair is now long enough that I could, if I wasn’t careful, piss on it in my normal half awake piss pose.
The first time i do so I am switching to sitting to piss in the evening.
Simply walk all the way forward and aim down
Stealth also doubles as cleaning those stubborn shitpost stragglers
Fellow dogooder
stealth every time
all of them have also have:
- spatter a bunch on your legs
I use my extreme urethral pressure for good, by knocking off the little shitbits that tend to stick to the bowl, with my majestic stream.
Establish presence has the most favourable splash profile.
Took me a minute to understand what I was looking at. I thought it was an illustration of some sort of sex toy, head-on.
