I play Saggi the Dark Clown in attack position, and set one card face down. I end my turn.
I draw a card and smirk.
“Saggi the Dark Clown doesn’t have enough attack points to threaten Ancient Elf, you fool, why would you place him in attack position!?”
I attack Saggi the Dark Clown with Ancient Elf.
Nice try, but you’ve activated my crush card! Not only does your attack not harm me, but my crush card virus infects your entire deck, so every card on the field and in your deck with over 1500 attack is destroyed!
Let’s finish this charade, I draw.
I scoff as I look, turning it around to reveal a blue-eyes white dragon.
With this, I win. I play polymerization! Fusing this blue-eyes with the two in my hand. Allowing me to summon BLUE-EYES ULTUMATE DRAGON!
Blue-eyes, NEUTRON BLAST ATTACK
Fool. You played right into my hand.
I send Infernoid Decatron, Infernoid Patrulea, and Infernoid Harmadik from my deck to my graveyard - fulfilling Crush Card Virus’ conditions. I then banish Infernoid Decatron, Infernoid Patrulea, and Infernoid Harmadik from my graveyard to special-summon Infernoid Devyaty from my deck. It has 2900 attack points. This game is OVER.
my enemies, the admins, will never add the yugioh emotes I requested over 3 years ago. that was one of them.
i play a swamp and end my turn
Nice try, but you’ve activated my crush card!
Not only does your attack not harm me, but my crush card virus infects your entire deck, so every card on the field and in your deck with over 1500 attack is destroyed!
i thought you liked meBlue-eyes, NEUTRON BLAST ATTACK
Well you see, because under official rules, time wizard events use modern erratas and rulings, I don’t take any damage until the end the next turn after Crush Card Virus resolves. So it’s my turn, draw phase, standby, main 1. I play Fissure, response?
My go to of setting up a Dragonite with dragon dance ain’t gonna cut it no more
Fine, switching to a bullky Venusaur with leech seed and toxic because damn it I don’t don’t care if lose I want to use my favorites
spoiler
Except I fooled you, it was actually a Zoroark. You were fooled right? You just wasted a psychic move, right? Please tell me I’m smart please please please
It uses Hyper Voice
252 SpA Choice Specs Zoroark Sludge Bomb vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Farigiraf: 137-162 (30.8 - 36.4%) – guaranteed 4HKO after Leftovers recovery
0+ SpA Farigiraf Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Zoroark: 175-207 (67 - 79.3%) – guaranteed 2HKO
I wouldn’t be using sludgebomb against Farigiraf, I’d have used dark pulse or poltergeist depending on if I was using the Hisuian form :P
poltergeist
Zoroark-Hisui Poltergeist vs. Farigiraf: 0-0 (0 - 0%)
Oh shiiiiit normal type I am dummie
Sometimes I watch ADV Revival tournaments, or various poketubers crash out over
serene iron grace headGen 4 OU, and the new meta in Gen 9 or Champions just makes my head spin. Last gen I played was Sun Moon and oh man, what happened since??
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During S/V i played so much Indeedee/Armarouge/Torkoal and i just outdamaged the giraffe
Never played Champions, is M-Scolipede good?
Never played Champions, is M-Scolipede good?
It’s alright. You’d ideally just run swords dance and mega evolve & hope for megahorn against the giraffe lol. Shell Armor is alright - neither really bad or good imo.
i play a team of eeveelutions, so my only response is the hard read espeon counter trick room
uhhh how about some FEAR?
The games have come so far since my protect substitute Joseph Stallrein was the
kingGeneral Secretary of the schoolyard.
