Summary
The 2026 Ig Nobel prizewinners in full
BIOMECHANICS
Matilda Brindle, Catherine Talbot and Stuart West, for devising a precise definition of kissing.
ECONOMICS
Paul Piff, Daniel Stancato, Stéphane Côté, Rodolfo Mendoza-Denton and Dacher Keltner, for amassing evidence that wealthy people are more likely to engage in unethical behavior than are people with lower incomes.
CHEMISTRY
Sanchari Banerjee, Nathan Coussens, François-Xavier Gallat, Nitish Sathyanarayanan, Jandhyam Srikanth, Koichiro Yagi, James Gray, Stephen Tobe, Barbara Stay, Leonard Chavas and Subramanian Ramaswamy, for discovering that milk proteins from cockroaches that give birth to live young contain three times as much energy as milk proteins from cows.
MEDICINE
The late Tokuji Unno, for the 1977 study called ‘How to Blow the Nose — An Aerodynamic Study of the Nose Blowing’.
BIOLOGY
João Miguel Alves-Nunes, Adriano Fellone, Selma Maria Almeida-Santos, Carlos Roberto de Medeiros, Ivan Sazima and Otavio Augusto Vuolo Marques, for gently stepping on various parts of snakes to try to learn what induces a venomous snake to bite a human.
PHYSICS
Randy Hurd, Zhao Pan, Tadd Truscott and Kaveeshan Thurairajah, for theoretical and experimental attempts to design a splash-free urinal.
TECHNOLOGY
Justin Puma, Zhen Yang, Evan Johnston, Zixin Zhang, Xiaoyi Lan, Lingzhi Zhang, Hongyu Hou, Zixin He, Ali Afify, Megan Creighton, Jianyu Li and Changhong Cao, for pioneering the use of mosquito proboscises as high-resolution 3D printing nozzles, a process called necroprinting.
OLFACTION
Ilona Croy, Tomasz Frackowiak, Thomas Hummel and Agnieszka Sorokowska, for collecting evidence that babies smell great to their parents, but teenagers do not.
PEACE
Jaimie Arona Krems, Rebecka Hahnel-Peeters, Laureon Merrie, Keelah Williams and Daniel Sznycer, for documenting that people value friends who are mean to those that they dislike.
SOIL SCIENCE
Franz Bender, Marcel van der Heijden, Atlant Bieri and Pia Viviani, for burying 1,000 pairs of underwear in more than 25 nations and digging them up two months later.
Each of these sounds wonderful.
Here is a link with more detailed summaries of each winner: https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/09/meet-the-2026-ig-nobel-prize-winners/
… for discovering that milk proteins from cockroaches that give birth to live young contain three times as much energy as milk proteins from cows.
You will live in the pod. You will drink the bugmilk.
bugmilk isn’t vegan, you will drink the beanmilk

splash-free urinal
take an empty toilet paper roll and attach it to the urinal with some twine. tell users to hold the roll, insert their junk into it, and pee.
i call it the SplashGuardianEco. its biodegradable can be retrofitted to any urinal.



