Farts stink. Unless they’re yours, apparently.
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Mine are rancid but my wife’s are heavenly.
Unless she’s eating cabbage.
“Everyone loves their own brand!”
I thought they just didn’t stink most of the time because I drink a lot of carbonated beverages. When they do smell bad, it tends to mean I’m about to have the urge to take a dump.




