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abbadon420@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

The ISO just offered me a job. I declined though, because I have standards.

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The ISO just offered me a job. I declined though, because I have standards.

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago
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    10 days ago

    I applied for a job at the German standards bureau, but in the end, I DIN’t get it.

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    I’m so excited about my new Standards Development job! I can’t sit still. I’m so ANSI!

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    I just don’t have the partition for this kind of joke …

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    Something something 17025

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