Haha like what if we all sucked each other’s dicks like as a joke and sent it to the Islamic Republic, I mean obviously jk but like wouldn’t that be hella funny? They would be so mad
Force Trump as their president.
Literally would end the war. US military plane lands in Tehran to drop off the (ex)POTUS as an apology.
“Our pseudo-democratic system gave us this shitstain for a leader. We’re sorry. Here he is, do with him as you please.”
Though at that point I suspect the US Military will be in the white house and I don’t see that as any better.
He would be in charge for as long as it takes for the first person to get in arms or bullet length of him. A light punishment with huge upside for both parties.
They say that a good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied. I feel like this is one of those “exception to the rule” situations.
Search & Destroy : Sweep & Clear
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Creative & Unconventional : Cruel & UnusualLeave Iran alone, and don’t talk to them.
That’ll show 'em!
When management has to ask employees for ideas on what to do, it shows how much shit they have on the table
Witness the peak of meritocracy…

Have they tried giving Iran $300billion again?
Let’s send Trump and the entire Republican Party there. That’ll teach them!
“Creative and Unconventional” Stop the war, the unnecessary killing of citizens and keeping the fuel prices up. Stop talking to Netanhayu and helping him out.
Ohhh… to “punish” Iran… For what exactly?
Is that relevant to the punishment or is it just arbitrary?
They apparently like war, and that’s why they allegedly want a nuclear weapon. So don’t engage with them. That will really piss them off.
How about bombing schools? Oh no, that’s been done hasn’t it?
Maybe try again from a different angle? If that doesn’t work, maybe a children’s hospital?
Religious targets? You get bonus points if you start a holy war.
punish iran for what? existing when the us attacked them and started a war?
Punish them for not losing
Start offering them US health insurance?
They are already doing better than that by bombing them.
I suspect the military is looking for something that will distract Trump from launching nukes.
Make them move to America
I wish the troops would concentrate more on disobeying unlawful orders.









