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“If it ain’t fixed wing I ain’t flyin” continues to be the mantra of the wise
Black Hawk stay Down
Black Hawk Down II: White Fury
Directed by Ridley Scott, Produced by Jerry “Cocaine” Bruckheimer
Runtime: 4 hours 32 minutes
Eric Bana reprises his role as Delta Force Tier 0 Operator, Super Sergeant Norman “Hoot” Hooterson from Mudhole, Texas in a movie described by several white nationalist doomsday cults as “the most racist movie ever created. seriously, over the top even for us.”
synopsis: in retaliation for blowing up several helicopters, “Hoot” parachutes into a nameless desert which he marches through for several days at a full sprint before arriving at “Iran City” where he proceeds to use an infinite ammo gun to shoot every man, woman, child and dog in sight while lobbing grenades into every hospital and school he can find until the entire country is exterminated. he then gets into a Ford F350 Super Duty Dually and drives it back, pulling an entire tanker of oil to his ranch in Mudhole, Texas where he receives the Congressional Medal of Honor from President Whitey Corngood. he looks into the camera and says, “I didn’t do this for medals or for prizes or even for all this delicious oil my ranch needs. I did it to honor my fellow soldiers.”
i loved the scene where the cowardly sultan-chairman of iran runs into a hole to hide. the americans bravely hover dozens of blackhawks over the hole, and the iranians shoot them down, thus trapping their own fuhrer-ayatollah under blackhawk wreckage. the blackhawk pilots all salute and sing the national anthem as their choppers crash, in what critics called “the most emotional scene of the year”
I would love to convince Hollywood, the DOD, and Israel to finance such a movie to release during this ongoing war.
It would certainly be a flop.
And regardless, it would be unimaginably powerful agitprop to play in Iran.
Then a radical demoncrat puts a slap charge on the oil tanker and the explosion sends flaming debris all over his ranch/texas in slow motion. Cue Gortoz a Ran and the sequel.
Eric Bana is too busy driving cars quickly
Blackhawk Downed 🧓🏻✏️(i don’t have hexbear emojis)
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