NSFW Warning. For the uninitiated: Back in the early internet (2006-2009), there was a video a man posted (somewhere, but it was circulated on 4chan) of himself slowly lowering his ass onto a Mason jar, into his rectum. The glass shattered mid way through, and blood streamed out of his asshole. It was horrific, and memorable. Kind of like 9/11 part two… Never forget.
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That shit always cracks me up
the internet did not begin when you first started paying attention to it
True, although in my case, I’ve been paying attention to it since 1989. So I at least can say I was there when the web began.
You’re the exception. The fact you know the distinction between the internet and the web proves that.
I know I am. I started on the Internet playing MUDs over Telnet, chatting on IRC and posting on Usenet.
My “640k is good enough for anybody” quote in 1993: “This web thing is pretty cool, but it will never replace Gopher.”
I want to just touch on what made it memorable for me. This insane beast of a man quietly started removing glass from his asshole. He was stoic and focused. I have no clue how you react to something like that rationally, but homie pulled it off.
“One man one jar”, I think, was the given video title.
He had to be quiet. In a later interview he stated that his wive and kid were in the other room
Isn’t that like a “go to the hospital” kind of thing? Not like a “take the glass out yourself” kind of thing?
Interview!?!?
That man is my fucking hero. I would have been on the floor rolling in blood crying like a bitch.
Oh, I thought this was about the cum jar
Wasn’t it an olive jar?
Dunno, it doesn’t have a label.
Looks like a Mt. Olive pickle jar…
Oh lord, the memories
Lest we fur get
Pixar’s newest query: What if jars had feelings?
Fuckin way she goes, Bubz.
PATRICK FUKIN SWAYZEE
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pop noise
I haven’t watched this video in more than twenty years and I can hear your comment.
I hate you.
^I don’t hate you actually
I’ve never watched it and I can almost hear it
And no I will never watch it
I’m hoping for a My Little Pony crossover.
Oh no god no why no why why must this happen oh god no
ONE MAN ONE JAR RAMMMMM RANNCH
This brought up a JARring memory.
The Man-jar-o Linux distribution…
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Jarate
I can appreciate a good tf2 reference
Apparently I need to ask what this one is as well. And after the last jar related one, I’m not sure I want the answer.
Trust your gut
i just saw the answer.
Hmm, what other jar-related video was that bad?
Or did you mean a cup?i can only think about jarate, but from the comments, it’s worse
NOT. THE CUP.
But will the jar be half full or half empty?
Luffy noooo!
The first 20 minutes of Jar really hit me hard. Especially when they filled it with pickles. I was tearing up.
Pee jar?
Oh you sweet summer child.
Oh. Oh nooooo
It says Disney PISAR on it after all
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FtsA2
ASAZ
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I believe that’s the noise you make as it breaks
The pee would have to go straight down since the jar is directly between the feet.
