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What in the absolute fuck
Enshittification of bubble wrap? Now they finally went too fucking far.
THIS TIME I POP!!!
Sister company have invented tasteless candy. Still terrible for your teeth, and goes straight to the thighs, but without any of that delicious taste.
so… where exactly would one get these thigh enhancing candies?
I got mine from the endocrinologist
Flavour package is subscription only.
So I realize this is a shitpost but I’ve noticed that too and couldn’t help but wonder why that is. My guess is that it’s because bubble wrap is made to absorb and smooth out peak forces when things are bumped around. By letting the air out slowly the bubble wrap now more effectively does it’s job even when it structurally fails.
The ones I have seen have the bubbles connected in pairs and have less air in them.
This gives each air bubble a larger surface area to spread the pressure over, and with a lower pressure over all it means that you have to squeeze both connected bubbles at the same time and harder before they pop
The inventor was bullied at school and honestly I can see why.
What if this is a conseguence of bullism, like “oh…y’all will pay for what you did! i’il make your bubble wrap not pop!”
Anything can pop with sufficient pressure.
Sex now for procreation only, and orgasms are no longer included.
enshitification 😡
That website you linked, the sound is delayed by like a second. Must be using 50 JavaScript libraries
I’ve already gotten bubble wrap like this in packages before – years ago.
It is indeed an awful, horrible product.
Isn’t that just an ice cube bag being used wrong?
