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pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Dear sir, may I trouble you for a treat?

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Dear sir, may I trouble you for a treat?

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pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • jack_of_sandwich
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    If you give a guinea pig a carrot…

  • cøre@leminal.space
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    Those are little shit machines. Who also eat their shit.

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      Had 2. Found out the fun but hard way.

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    Edit: Eagles are indeed birds.

    So glad a bird or an eagle didn’t grab the poor carrotless thing.

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      Eagles are birds

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        Allegedly!

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    “You got games on your phone” but it’s carrots in your fridge

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    Mine won’t let me get my morning coffee until they have been served their morning carrots. Such entitled little potatoes!

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    Give him all the carrots

  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    You can have carrots

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    It was in Peru where I developed my love for guinea pigs.

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      What’s it named Cuy?

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      You mean served as food?

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        You’re saying the quiet part out loud

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    The guinea pig is probably asking for shelter because it’s a prey animal and worried about being killed by birds, critters, pets, etc…

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      It’s probably not asking anything as it most likely has no concept what a question even is or any theory of mind about humans.

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        They actually make special whistle noises just for humans and they certainly ask for food. The are very social, and can get very depressed alone or if a partner dies.

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        They tend to get stressed being exposed outside because they want to feel secure. They know they can’t fight against predators.

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