I’m not sorry, my story is much better of course

Cocaine shark, the sequel to cocaine bear!

Ah, the nursing home stage

Weeeeell akthually, it’s 99 puppies and 2 adult ones.

Also

I do not last 5 minutes playing that game, cumming or not!

I had it. Played a lot. It was great!

Then Mars would be their deadname. What could be a new one? Mildred?

I know Scott Adams is not someone to be promoted for his personal views, but Dilbert is so much a reflection of reality it’s unreal.

I would say yes. Letting your hair grow a little more would help maybe. Hope all the best to you!

She got rid of the husband AND got a book from it

“We all decompose the same way”

Well apparently you didn’t work 12hours days to get there! 😁

sorry, I’m just kidding (and a bit envious!). I’m happy you managed to get to a nice work/life balance! 🙂

Male mantis literally give them head

Damn I hadn’t heard of infernoOS in 20+ years.

I was a bit skeptical of this project, but I can see the use cases.

I still have a Macromedia T-shirt (swag at an event). And my book on Flash 3.

I guess you use your phone in this way based on your username then!

The problem is that the . (full stop) at the end of the sentence is also in the hyperlink.

No 5 gallon bucket of lube?

Glad to see you went for the biodegradable cup!