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Iran is mobilizing one million soldiers to repel any potential ground invasion launched by the US army against the Islamic Republic, an Iranian military source told Tasnim News Agency on 26 March.
“With the growing speculation about the possibility of a historical folly by the US in launching a ground invasion on the southern front of Iran, a wave of enthusiasm has emerged among Iranian ground fighters to create a historical hell for the Americans on Iranian soil,” the source said.
The source added that “in addition to organizing more than one million fighters for ground combat, in recent days there has been a massive influx of requests from Iranian youth directed towards the centers of Basij, the IRGC, and the Army to also participate in this battle.”
“The US wants to open the Strait of Hormuz with suicide and self-destructive tactics; that’s fine. We are ready for both their suicide strategy to be executed and for the Strait to remain closed,” the source went on to say.
it’s so refreshing to see a victim of us aggression so willing and able to thoroughly wipe the floor with the empire like this so far.
like damn, they are making a point of going hard.
Noo you don’t understand when the hardest, most toughest crayon eating marines (all 10000 of them) land on the shores the enemy will simply explode

I’m pretty sure we did this before in WW1 where the elite military units got ground down just like all normal people. Turns out a bullet will still kill you no matter how many crayons you eat.

historical hell for the Americans
the imagination runs wild.
they probably mean primarily death, though.
They’re gonna make the US soldiers climb into a big mouth while a little demon guy plays a trumpet with his butt
hopefully they don’t have to actually do anything
Damn, their military uniforms are so cool
Youre God damn right they will.








