Nature is so beautiful.
Go fly a kite
Jesus Christ, why?
the one time I’m glad my internet is slow enough to read comments before any picture loads
Just in case you did bail before it loaded, it is a painting, not a photo, and it is unhinged but not gross. Per se.
This is the most ominous usage of per se I have ever seen.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
The forbidden ramen.
This is also how I feed the birds. I am banned from the park.
This is how I got rid of mine but it was thanks to mice, not birds in my case. I felt like Cinderella!
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey!
I didn’t know tapeworms came out
they do if they get exposed to water, where they release the eggs, or it gets long enough to exit the bumhole.
They’re named after the tape measure and if those birds let go its the coming back in you’ve got to worry about.
I really regret commenting on this post
A reply in your inbox is just like a tapewormmeasure, it keeps you coming back to the post.
Older people around here tell stories of homemade treatments where the person would be fasting for hours while sat on a chair with a hole, with a bucket of milk or white wine below. According to them, this would make the tapeworm get out (very slowly) into the bucket.
Grant us eyes
