She works from home and I work retail so my days off are often weekdays, and she keeps complaining she can hear me shitting from her home office. But like what am I supposed to do? There’s only one bathroom on this floor of the house. Maybe close your door and hang a tapestry on it.
I can’t wait to move out of this shithole.
I had a housemate once who told me I should piss in bottles to avoid using the bathroom which was apparently too loud. He then showed me the (thankfully empty) bottle that he pissed in.
I decided to continue being an inconsiderate housemate.