“So… we’re running out of interceptor missiles… but… we’re sure they’ll run out of shaheds any day now!”

mean while 3 guys in a shed in Iran are sand casting another lawn mower engine block

Like one side here has prepared and planned extensively to fight this war, with great awareness of what the opponent can do and built a strategy to work with in the constraints of what they can do to best exploit the vulnerabilities of their opponent. The other side just did a line of coke and smashed their forehead in to a big red button that says “fuck this shit up”.

I’m sure it’s exactly as bad as I think.

But did she clap?