Got the transcript from u/Raisu- on Reddit, altered by me to make formatting work on Lemmy. Following that link will also take you to where I got the post from. # Transcript Image Transcription: Greentext Anonymous, 06/16/2020, 13:13 >Playing a female dragonborn >GM asks what her breast size is >I say she’s as flat as a pancake >GM decrees she in fact has doubles Ds >Her clothes keep getting burnt off >Once he describes her clothes getting burnt off despite the fact they had already burnt off earlier and she was still naked >I fall a long way off a mountain and survive by using a Death Ward >GM declares I leave a Wile E Coyote style hole with two enormous pits for my giant boobs >We actually catch a kobold NPC using the boob pits >I am legit sick of Double Dragon Titties >Eventually hatch a plan for revenge >DMNPC is an annoying overpowered wizard we all hate >GM fucking loves the wizard and thinks his lolrandum fuckery of the party is hilarious >In-character everyone decides that the wizard is an evil asshole and needs slaying >We get the wizard in a cellar and cast an anti-magic field >I slather my front in magical superglue we got from somewhere >Grab the wizard, smash his face inbetween my giant boobs, then slam myself into the ground repeatedly >Wizard suffocates between enormous dragon boobs and has every bone broken by 240 lbs of dragonborn crushing him >GM argues that he wouldn’t suffocate from being superglued to a chest >“He wouldn’t if I was flat, too bad you insisted I have giant bouncing dragontits.” So that’s how I killed the DMNPC with the GM’s magical realm.