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      I’ll do what I want! Thank you for engaging with my content!

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    Apart from being delicious edible parsnips are a fiercely invasive species! The sap of their stem also makes the skin so sensitive to the sun that normal exposition results in burns. Furthermore If it enters contact with your eyes you’ll go blind! I do like adding one to mashed potatoes for some extra zing.

    Thank you for creating evil carrot content!

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      I like a little danger when I have my dinner! Thank you for engaging with my content!

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      It is really good! Thank you for engaging with my content!

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    Does sriracha count as vegetables?

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      That’s derived from hot peppers! Those are fruits! Which are not vegetables! Thank you for engaging with my content!

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    Funhole of the day award if you ask me. Wholesome, nutritious, inviting, affordable. And straightforward. I’m leaving knowing where I’ve been: The Parsnip Emporium.

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      Thank you for the award and for engaging with my content!

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      New parsnips arrive every day! Thank you for engaging with my content!

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    Ha ha ha! Where did you get those carrots?? From carrots.com?? Thank you for creating carrot content!

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      Also… Is this content low-calorie enough such that your diet will allow you to consume it?

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      Ha ha! They’re parsnips! Don’t you know the difference? Thank you for engaging with my content!

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      The Parsnip Emporium offers free samples to first time buyers! Thank you for engaging with my content!

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      But parsnips love you! Thank you for engaging with my content!