• ‮zcm@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    My lesbian neighbors gave me Meta Rayban Display™ Glasses for my birthday.

    I guess they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.

    [originally submitted to /r/jokes]

  • pieguy
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    10 hours ago

    Thanks to Thro@ts, I can cuddle with the local sto@ts!