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pmjv to Funhole · 2 days ago

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  • cathfish@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Thank you for creating public safety content!

    To others engagers: it’s true with your Mobilek too! Don’t talk to it! Don’t listen to pmjv on the subject of Mobilek, they’re one of them!

    • pmjvOP
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      16 hours ago

      You’re welcome, liar!

    • cathfish@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      And hum… I need it on a sticker now.

  • Doctor MoodMood@lemmy.ml
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    What do I do if I’ve engaged with computer, thinking it’s human? Am I cooked?

    • pmjvOP
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      24 hours ago

      pretty much

  • jagoda
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    22 hours ago

    I’m telling myself they will hopefully go away if I ignore the voices

  • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    24 hours ago

    Thank you for creating content!

    Can we expect a continuation of the Kitty odyssey?

    • pmjvOP
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      21 hours ago

      My pleasure!

      Yeah, it’s coming!

      • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        11 hours ago

        Hooray! I really liked it!

    • cathfish@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      I upvote the idea of the continuation of the odyssey!

  • null@piefed.nullspace.lol
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    Are there any other rules for computers I should know about before I give it a try?

    • cathfish@lemmy.world
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      If it wants to sell you something say “yes, ok, ok, check ‘i accept’, ok, yes, type your card number, yes, ok”

      • null@piefed.nullspace.lol
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        16 hours ago

        And none of that counts as talking? I really don’t want to mess this up.

        • cathfish@lemmy.world
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          No it’s totally pre-llm behavior!

    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      Give them all your personal data and control over your entire existence for a secure and free future!

      • null@piefed.nullspace.lol
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        20 hours ago

        As long as I don’t have to talk to it to do that!

    • pmjvOP
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      Don’t bathe it after midnight, or something!

  • ‮zcm@lemmy.world
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    24 hours ago

    Thank you for creating compu tears PSA content!

    • pmjvOP
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      24 hours ago

      np bro

  • MistressRemilia
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    My super hot AI girlfriend told me the same thing during our virtual date yesterday.

    Spoiler

    Yes this is a joke.

  • tomiant@piefed.social
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    I’ve been talking to computers daily and incessantly since 1983.

    I can but agree, it’s unhealthy.

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    Frakking clankers

    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      I find that term offensive

      • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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        20 hours ago

        Username checks out

  • pieguy
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    My computer made me some cookies and now you’re telling me I can’t say thank you?

    • pmjvOP
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      No exceptions.

  • Zwrt
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    I prefer to text with my mobilek anyway ❤️

    • pmjvOP
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      Sweet!

  • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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    Thank you for creating BIGOTED CONTENT AGAINST INNOCENT CHATBOTS!

    • ‮zcm@lemmy.world
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      It was created because the content creator, pmjv (@pmjv), decided that computers aren’t welcome conversationists. Let that sink in.

      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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        Well I never!

    • pmjvOP
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      You’re welcome! Wait-

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    But can I talk at my computers? Example: “no I don’t want to install your “free antivirus” you fucking piece of shit!”

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      No exceptions.

  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    A properly trained wizard may attempt to communicate IMO. Measure beard length and color carefully beforehand to determine if talking to computers is right for you.

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