Probably dildos or fleshlights
That’s too easy though. I was thinking more like a bar of soap with a hole carved in it.
LPT;
As someone who knew a guy (no for real, not me) who used axe shower gel and gave himself a UTI; DO NOT fuck the soap. The bacteria that live on there is a delicate ecosystem and if you strip it off with hardcore soaps then you’ll leave yourself open for the harmful bacteria to make their home on your most delicates.
So that’s why it burned for a bit after using soap. Ah the foibles of youth.
Are we talking holes or poles here?
No need to discriminate, both are valid options.
OK OK so not so common anymore but empty CD spindles
I have some of those. Should I put it in my ass?
I won’t pick where you stick but pro tip: taping it to the floor frees your hands for other activities.
You have good ideas. Unfortunately, I need the spindles for storing CD’s. I might use this advice for something else though. Thank you wise one!
I have no wisdom but what is granted to me by The Great Sky Pervert, praised be their name.
You do indeed have wisdom and blessed be the great sky pervert. Amen.
Either
Yes.
Broom :3
I only have wooden brooms. I don’t want splinters in my asshole.
I dunno, OP’s mom comes to mind. And to my cock
Obligatory:
PAIGE NO
