Our ideal recruit is a moron nobody likes who recklessly escalates every situation they're in. Tell me you haven't seen at least one of those at your LGS.

PHYREXIA MINNESOTA** – **Americans are up in arms today after an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer fatally shot a Magic player who had nothing but an untapped Mountain on their person. >According to officials, the kinda sorta law enforcement agent heroically murdered the hellbent player in cold blood because he had a thing that could maybe do something at some point potentially.