The desperate American people have pleaded with the Ayatollah of Iran to intervene after the death toll in Minneapolis reached 80,000.
While we only have evidence of a handful of Americans being murdered, my colleagues at the BBC have reviewed secret footage that you’re not allowed to see. This footage has been verified by CBS and proves the death toll is staggeringly high.
In one incident, ICE agents pinned a man down and shot him in the head while he was unarmed, then they ordered police officers away from the scene. These ICE agents are Trump’s gestapo—they act above the law and kill whoever they like. Their most recent victim was a white, male, law-abiding gun owner, leaving the NRA deeply confused.
Americans are now asking themselves how it got to this point.
Probably shouldn’t post fake news outside of /c/fakenews?
this is satire not fakenews
Either fakenews or some sort of onion community would be good for these
This writer must know Eyup Lovely.
