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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

A gourmet meal

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A gourmet meal

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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    Surely that’s a jacemat

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    Are we doing jeans memes again?!?!

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Brother, did we ever stop?

      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Jother

    • nerdschleife@lemmy.zip
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      Jemes

      • Sv443@sh.itjust.works
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        Lebron

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    I kinda love the jablecloth! Everything except the name.

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      Denimat is perfect.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        There it is

    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      Tablejoth?

    • Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world
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      A lot of placemats are hard to wash. At least this can be put through the washing machine

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    Honey, bring out the fine denim, we have guests!

    EDIT: is that something nobody’s ever said in the history of mankind?
    Well… in the history of denim.

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      Denimkind*

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    nothing like eating off of your sisters ass.

  • Rooty@lemmy.world
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    Did she buy them or made them herself? Asking for a friend.

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      They were willed into existence by Jod himself

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    pff. don’t even have jlates, jlasses and jutlery.

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    Uh, I’m pretty sure that is a jacemat.

  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    What is the charge? Using a jablecloth? A government denim meal?

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      I see that you know your judo well.

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    there are many crimes of america, here we see a fine denim specimen

  • hark@lemmy.world
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    To jail with you.

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    Classy!

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