Oh it’s far worse than that: we are a fungus that ate a bacteria and thereby gained superpowers that we used to conquer the whole world… (or so we tell ourselves)

And then some of us ate a different bacteria and became plants, which now we use as fuel for our cars.

And don’t even get me started on viruses… or prions for that matter:-).

Easy, eat less fiber and more protein. Your shits will feel like they are dilating your asshole to fit an entire Severodvinsk-class submarine.