Trust me. We will be celebrating like crazy when he and any member of his cabinet dies. Will be a wonderful day. Not the end of fascism in America, but still a good day.
I will happily toast whatever beverage is available.
I shall raise my glass of maple syrup!
LOL! Love this!
NGL, I could totally see Trump pulling such a stunt.
It would be worth paying the tariffs, no matter how high they are.
Trump dying will not end this.
No, but it’ll be a GREAT start
Tariffs wouldn’t stop me from celebrating either. Going to be an all weeker!
Depends on how it dies…
In a dementia riddled fever dream? Then, probably not.
Tied to a chair and waterboarded before guillotined to show what should happen to child rapist treasonous wannabe dictators? Then, that should stop it all.The person who downvoted you is a little bitch, full stop.
I’d celebrate with warm puddle water if it meant he died faster
Stock up yall
Guns too
This is a shit timeline. I know the beaverton is satire, but I read it and totally believed he said that.
On the other hand tho, I don’t even live there and I will celebrate his death as the greatest of days!
I too swallowed the onion, on this one.
It’s only celebration if it comes from Celebration, FL.
Otherwise it’s just sparkling grave dancing.
I think most Americans already bought their “trumps dead” champaign a long time ago. Look at that decrepit fucker. I might buy a “trumps dead” avocado at this point, and I am worried it might not be soft enough for guac in time.
12 year whistle pig for death… The 21 year is for justice. Luckily and also sadly I doubt I need to even buy the latter but the 12 years been on standby since it just winged him. Wanted to make sure I didn’t miss my opportunity again.
I can still dance when I’m sober, maybe not as well, but I can still.
I danced when Reagan died. I danced when Bush Sr. died. I’ll dance when Bush Jr. dies, and I’ll dance when Trump dies.
I can celebrate that glorious occasion with a warm glass of PFAS-laden tap water for all the mind-blowing bliss I will be feeling then and for more than a few weeks after
I would totally donate to a gofundme for a jailbreaker to disable the cameras around his grave so a massive grave piss party could ensue.
You’ll have to take a ticket and join the queue first
I dont need anything to celebrate his death. The event itself is enough.
Meh, sparkling wine or prosecco will be good enough. Actually, I would do some hard whiskey shots in celebration.
