All negative comments at the time of writing, so I’ll go first - the jokes I remember where quite funny to me. Not rofltrain, but on thr spectrum of funny none the less.
Chuck Norris does not turn on the light, he turns off the darkness.
Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
CN counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris is a POS. He has become the joke
More like “you don’t remember how much of a joke Chuck Norris is”
Chuck Norris jokes were never funny, and even anti-humor jokes look down on them
Thanks for reminding me, asshole. Now I do remember him.
Chuck Norris facts were briefly preceded by Vin Diesel facts, which had the same format, and Zach Braff facts, which took the form of quotes and usually were about him being a murderer, rapist, or klansman.
I didn’t remember Chuck Norris until I saw this, and I was happier for it.
Despite Chuck Norris being a born again Christian with some really questionable opinions on LGBT people, his name somehow got attached to this joke format that originally used Vin Diesel
It’s a sad joke but it’s a joke, I guess
Chuck Norris? Nope. Chuck Testa.
yeah fuck chuck testa. dude’s wearing the SS-Totenkopf on his field cap there.
fuck both chuck’s right the fuck outta here.
A few years ago I went on one of those sites that just lists a shitton of them and one of them was like “the tides are just god pissing his pants when he sees chuck norris”, which conjured this image of chuck norris flying around the earth while god repeatedly pisses his pants and sucks the piss back up his dick twice a day like a straw. I have never seen a chuck norris joke land the way it’s supposed to lol.
my favourite Chuck Norris joke is when Bruce Lee is tearing apart his chest hair, and he makes this disgusted face… and that’s it, that’s the joke.
Is that the movie where Bruce Lee beat Chuck “nobody can beat me” Norris?
There’s an electronic sign company in my town that still runs a chuck Norris joke in their slides every day. It always makes me wonder what’s going on over there.
