I’ll buy just the nails, don’t need any more wood.
Not parting it out
No thank you I have railing at home. Do not contact me about it anymore
What’s wrong with it?
I have more rails than i need right now
Do you have anything more rotten?
I’ll look around and let you know
Are you sure it’s not load-bearing?
Holds fine
Okay, I just don’t want to be held liable if the building collapses after removal of the railing. Can we sign an insurance agreement?
As is where is i’m not jumping through any techicality hoops
I don’t want it then.
is there any bank lein or do you own outright
It’s free and clear
What’s it look like when its wet though? How about covered in baby oil? I think we all need more pictures to decide.
No tire kickers
$25 for what would be $10 of wood new?
I wanna see what happens when you put 5 pounds of pressure on the side.
It’s vintage.
Like a wine cooler from 1992 that got dropped behind the fridge
Alright buy it and find out joker
I mean, I’m a woodworker. I have plenty of non rotten wood that I could throw together in 15 seconds that would be more stable than this.
This wood has a patina that only years of mistreatment can provide. Does your fancy rich-person wood have that?
I do love a hearty patina
Alright go on and throw your wood together then jerk, go ahead and show us all your incredable railing
Am i really the one being a jerk here? You’re trying to sell rotten wood for $25. Don’t get upset when you set up a circus tent and clowns show up.
Can’t wait to see your worlds greatest railing circus clown
“world’s greatest railing circus clown” was actually my nickname in college
Still waiting but you go on ahead and change the subject, and you know what i’m not going to let you buy it
Are you sure its safe?
Never hurt me any
Hi is this still available?
Yes, it is still available.
What wood?
It’s cca spf




