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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Get this filth out of my sight

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Get this filth out of my sight

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • 87Six@lemmy.zip
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    Is something wrong with me if I don’t experience this? 😂

  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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    I find porn really depressing.

    • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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      Why?

  • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    Well then don’t Jerk off to disgusting videos. :V

    Jeez, get some standards. :V

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    You can stop watching porn and jerking off and you will feel a lot more energy and other health benefits.

    It actually works. Called semen retention if you want to find out more about it.

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      There’s zero scientific evidence for that, to the contrary in fact, regular masturbation is important for long term prostate health.

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        People doing it for thousands of years in india without any problems, only benefits. Entire books written about it.

        Im good. :)

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          Entire books written about it.

          There are so many books written about the Middle Earth… I guess elves are real!

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            The fact that their name is 1984 makes me think they missed the point of that book. LoL

          • 1984@lemmy.today
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            Ok :)

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      You’re not wrong. People are downvoting because that’s the perspective of the audience here. They’re just taking a break between porn sessions. They’re probably incapable of getting hard in the presence of a real woman. They’re probably overweight and out of shape and have low self-esteem and poor social skills. That’s what porn does to people.

      • 87Six@lemmy.zip
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        Bro why the mean attitude

        There’s a lot of reason to downvote besides that, and I didn’t even downvote myself.

        • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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          Good, you should never down vote yourself.

      • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I downvoted it because it’s pseudo-scientific nonsense

        Signed, fit man who has hours of le sexy sex with 3d girls and also watches porn and ejaculates average once a day

        So what now? I suppose I’m an outlier? Or just lying perhaps? Oh wait I’ve got one! If I didn’t watch porn I’d have triple sexier sex, right?

      • 1984@lemmy.today
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        Well, at least wrong audience, for sure. Just thought i would mention it anyway.

        For me its been amazing, hopefully for you too. :)

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    Either you people are jerking off to some weird ass shit or I have no shame

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      Have you seen a porn site home page? You’ll see some pretty messed up shit right off the rip.

      On top of that two of the most popular porn genres are cheating and rape.

      And don’t even get me started on animated porn. That’s a whole different beast with horrors you can barely imagine.

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      Shameless

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      I only do it to normal asses and shit, not weird asses and shit.

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      Post nut clarity doesn’t hit for you?

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        Dude I eat watching porn sometimes.

        • 87Six@lemmy.zip
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          As someone that’s probably done worse: wtf bro

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            I just like how Alura Jenson sounds when she’s yelling at guys half her height.

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          That’s pretty sad.

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            I need to know if it’s worth jerking it to before I go through the effort.

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              Fair enough, lol

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        never in a way that feel I “disgusted” tbh

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          That’s our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.

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            Hm yeah maybe religion was never really pushed on me as a child and my parents religion really dosen’t have a concept of “sin” ig

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      I think it must not be a thing for everyone cause I’ve never related to the post clarity thing either.

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      The first one, probably

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    I thought this was a mickey7 post

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    What am I even looking at? Am I having a stroke or something?

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      Guy avoiding giving eye contact to the thing he got off on… A woman’s armpits.

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        deleted by creator

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      Looks like people crammed into public transport at peak time.

      • TRock@feddit.dk
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        Not a stroke but stroke inducing.

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      You are stroking, according to the meme

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      A tall woman with a bust that we are fetishizing

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        And a guy doing his best to be respectful whose image was also posted widely and nonconsentually to everyone.

        For the awful crime of existing in public we sentence you both to internet mockery.

        Seriously I fucking hate these random shots of unaware people living there lives being made into memes. Fuck that shit I just want to ride the bus

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          I am totally with you on this. These are just normal people going about their day. Why was someone even snapping this picture? Probably to ogle the woman.

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      Gaping anus

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      Vinegar strokes

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