the guy was horatio seymour who was some probably racist democrat who ran against ulysses grant for the presidency
Hide postYou might curse me but just think you’ll never see a neckier beard ever again, this is it, rock bottom beard
why do I look at this and part of me feels shame like I could see myself just being like “look fuck off it keeps my neck warm, okay” and doing weird shit like this
We see ourselves in others. We are but human after all. There’s a little neck-beard in all of us.
It’s like a cock’s wattle, but hair. Or a hair cravat. Or a neck warmer for those cold 1800’s winters.
it’s ugly as fuck but I appreciate the utilitarianism of it and I appreciate utility over aesthetics. It’s honestly something I might do out of laziness at first, then belligerent anti social obstinacy, if I were able to grow such facial hair to begin with
