• dumbass@piefed.socialEnglish
    5·
    3 days ago

    Ok, so here’s what you gotta do, first and foremost you MUST completely clean and sanitize you’re hands and arms, failure to do this will instantly destroy the onion, then you need to grab a small hand shovel, 3 buckets a small one, one slightly larger than that and an extremely large one (this will be used later), then after you have that, you need to go to the closest beach, face the beach perpendicularly and start to fill the buckets up with sand, make sure the buckets are filled to near the top, leaving 1.5 inches of room from the top, you want to throw the largest one into the ocean (This is a requirement for this to work), you take the other 2 buckets down to the closest pub that has specifically a horse shoe shaped bar, give the smallest bucket to the barmaid, there will always be a barmaid so don’t worry, she will refuse to accept them, but just keep offering untill she reluctantly agrees and takes it, once that is done you must quickly run to the other side of the city or town at full speed, DO NOT STOP, you should start gaining speed exponentially now, as you get to the border of the town or city, throw the slightly small bucket directly into the air at a 90° angle, wait for the bucket to return and land Infront of you and if you did it right, you will have a spool of onions you can use.

    Hope this helps.