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Dale@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Babies that have only ever eaten milk are made of milk, so they’re basically sentient cheese.

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Babies that have only ever eaten milk are made of milk, so they’re basically sentient cheese.

Dale@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Now this is a truly high quality showerthought. I think we’re finally getting somewhere with this whole Lemmy thing.

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    Let’s be frank, how many bong rips do you have before coming to this conclusion?

    • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙@lemmy.world
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      They are basically made of bong water now

    • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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      A lot.

      • LachlanUnchained@lemmyunchained.net
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        c/stonerthoughts

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    Well, women are born with all the eggs they will develop over the course of their entire life, so in a sense a baby is made up of whatever their maternal grandma was eating during their pregnancy

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      So cheese?

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        Hopefully not soft ones though!

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          I was born with Brie for brain.

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      Mom’s got the eggs and the milk. Shes an omelet.

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      This is starting to get complex

  • ᴅᴜᴋᴇᴛʜᴏʀɪᴏɴ@lemmy.world
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    A 99 lb kid eats a pound of Nachos, becoming 1% Nacho.

    Milk is around 88% water, btw.

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    Most cats are made of water and cat food

  • Alfi@sh.itjust.works
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    Did someone say cheese?

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    *processed cheese…

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    Oh it goes deeper than this -

    Baby’s are made of materials floating around in their gestational parent’s blood. And guess what breastmilk is made of… It’s made of blood. Your body literally takes your blood and turns it into milk.

    So until they start eating food, a breastfed baby is made entirely of their mother’s blood plus a single sperm.

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    This is the most shower thought ever thought

  • TristanFi@lemmy.world
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    This one reminds me of:

    • Gummy bears contain gelatin
    • In the USA at least, gelatin is derived from bones
    • Technically, gummy bears are not boneless

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