A listener asks Radio Erevan: “Did Rabinovitch win a new car in the state lottery?” Radio Erevan replies: “In principle, yes—he did. Only it was not a car but a bicycle, it was not new but old, and he did not win it, it was stolen from him!”

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    2 months ago

    A man returns his Lada to the dealership. “This car does me no good,” he tells his salesmen. “It’ll only get up to 85 up that hill.”

    “Well, that’s not bad,” says the salesman.

    “It’s useless! I live at number 93.”