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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 months ago
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  • turdas@suppo.fi
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    You’d have to be insane to keep that much money in your PayPal account.

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      When this happened that’s literally what everyone was yelling at them.

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        So… “This” is an event I’ve should be aware of?

        Like, if you had to tell my hypothetical friend that never heard about “this”, how would you describe “this” and its relevance for popular culture? Just because I myself am bad at explaining things. Obviously.

        • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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          Dude chill

          • Coldcell@sh.itjust.works
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            I believe the quote is “Daddy, chill”

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          They meant it like, when this meme was first originally posted and fresh and being talked about.

          If you’re not able to distinguish that from the context of the comment and picture its about you should probably not be trying to explain anything to anyone, hypothetical or not.

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      I’ve read about PayPal doing some nasty unethical things with accounts, like up and locking them down for no good reason and being incredibly hard to communicate with about it

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      Convert it into copper, gold and/or silver bars so if society collapses and money is worthless you’ll be able to conduct electricity

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        I know a great guy in Ur who can get you high-quality copper at a good price…

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          Sounds too good to be true.

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            I don’t know who you guys are talking about, but my buddy Ea Nasir hooked me up with some of the best copper at the best prices I’ve ever had in my life.

            If you doubt me, you should go to Clayyelp and check his tablets. Great reviews across the board.

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              Sounds good let me check yelp.

    • Meron35@lemmy.world
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      Maybe it’s already stuck there 😭

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      It’s the weekly balance

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      Yes keeping it in a PayPal account is the real flex that means you have plenty more in other accounts when PP inevitably steals it all.

      Worst payment “service” in existence

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    Furry… yuri? Furryuri? F-uri? Damnit there’s a portmanteau in there, somebody help me out.

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      Fyurri?

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      Can you show me some oft this … f-uri? For research purposes, of course.

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        https://store.steampowered.com/app/423230/Furi/

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    catreadingnewspapermeme.jpg

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      Clearly a growth industry with nothing happening to it

  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Man, if i had steady hands and could draw worth a damn…

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    Worth every penny tbh…

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