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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 21 天前

Be unpredictably punny

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Be unpredictably punny

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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 21 天前
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    21 天前

    A couple of Twix works better.

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      Wouldn’t that be 4?

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        What would be the singular of twix?

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          20 天前

          Onix (pronounced one ix)

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    The overly waxy, palm oil-heavy chocolate melts perfectly on the arm.

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    I thought those were icicles for a while there.

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    You heard of elf on the shelf. Be ready for:

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    Break a piece for me of that KitKat Bar!

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      Break me off a piece of that applesauce!

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        Silly rabbit, applesauce is for kids!

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    You heard of elf on the shelf. Be ready for:

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    You cannot skip lunch!!

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    You heard of elf on the shelf. Be ready for:

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